[Info] [EPL] Fantasy F*wit - Your Team Lose, You Win !

General Questions about Fantasy F**kwit

What exactly am I doing here?
Fantasy F**kwit is a game that lets you compete with friends, family and a complete bunch of strangers to pick a winning – or more accurately, losing – team of Premiership players.
Unlike other ‘Fantasy’ games where you try to select the best players in a League, in Fantasy F**kwit your goal is to choose the players who are most likely to lose their next game, pick up red cards, give away own goals, miss sitters and generally behave like a Sunday afternoon pub team.
Better still, you get to celebrate their off-the-pitch antics too: players pick up points for wrapping their cars round lampposts, cheating on their partners and generally doing the kinds of things people get up to when they have more money than sense.


How are points awarded?
Points are awarded for individual incidents such as bookings, assists for opposition goals and getting injured during the match warm-up – you can see the full list in our Rules section. In some cases, our 'expert panellists’ will be called upon to make a judgement on individual incidents, which they'll do their best to justify when they compile their Match Reports each week.


Fantasy F**kwit awards points each week to players and managers on the basis of what they do on and off the pitch, based on four categories.

Match Day Performance
Losing a match: 1 point for each player in the losing team, including substitutes
Losing by 3+ goals: 1 extra point for each player, including each substitute used
Most disappointing player: 3 points, awarded by one of our ‘Expert Panellists’
Scoring own goal: 3 points, with 1 possible bonus point for enhanced comedy value
Assist in opposition goal: 1-3 points. Think hopeless back pass, Robert Green in South Africa etc
Giving away penalty: 3 points
Missing penalty: 3 points
Missing easy chance: 1-3 points
Missing by a mile: 1 point

Discipline
Straight Red Card: 4 points
Yellow Card: 1 point
Second Yellow (ie =red): 2 points
F**kwit Yellows (e.g. removing shirt during goal celebration): 1 bonus point


General Footballing Malarkey
Getting sacked or quitting (Managers and players): 10 points
Getting injured during pre-match warm-up: 5 points
Training ground punch-up: 5 points
Refusing to play: 3-5 points
Handbags (on-pitch pushing & shoving): 1-3 points each for the main protagonists
Kissing the badge: 1 point
Other embarrassing goal celebrations: 1 point
Amateur dramatics (diving, feigning injury etc): 1 point
Laughable change of hairstyle: 1 point
Comedy value: 1 point

So yeah, kalo udah bosen dengan football fantasy league biasa, kenapa ga nyoba maen disini ?